An elderly couple on a walk,
"Oh I do not know anymore Phil"
"Whats wrong Agnis?"
"I am not sure, there is just something on my plate. Maybe its the fact that we are getting too old"
"By golly Agnis you're right!
A teen discussing pocket money bonus with his/her parents,
" But mom, all the other kids my age get over $10 a week from there parents"
"But you're not one of them" Replied the young woman's mother.
" Why do you have to be so mean, all I asked for was more pocket money, after all you only give me $5 dollars a month!"
" You should be thankful you get anything when I was your age I got nothing at all! Now go to your room or you wont get any pocket money at all!"
Paper, Scissors & Rock arguing to claim that they personally are the best,
" Paper... Scissors... Rock!"
" Haaay no changing you were doing scissors first that means I win"
" Fine" replied Jake,
"Replay" Jake asked?
" Fine"
" Paper... Scissors... Rock!" They both sung at the same time
"YUUSS IN YOUR FACE I WIN!" Yelled George in triumph!
"No paper bets rock you egg!"
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