What did the bird say after it's cage fell apart?
Cheap Cheap!
What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Bunny farts!
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Cow go
Cow go who?
No cow go moo silly!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
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